What exactly am I witnessing here?

This boy—a real, actual boy—is devastatingly cute.

He’s a boy, mind you, with all the proper equipment downstairs. Knowing how wrong and taboo this felt, I still couldn't bring myself to stop translating.

Next thing I knew, my right hand was holding the very same thing he has, while my left hand was glued to the pages of the novel.

This novel is insane, seriously insane. I mean, what on earth is '百合ちんぽ'?

Do Japanese people actually understand this?

What even is this novel?
What is this feeling?
Is this... love?

This novel is downright sinful.
Anyone who reads this will turn gay. I will absolutely never forgive you, '天使唯'. You are a very,very,very bad girl.