オルレアンの聖牛 （漢glish Ver.）

「焼肉 is 牛's 死体, isn’t it?」

神 said, in front of 網 with "Ju-Ju"音.

「Think about it make me 感 恐怖.」

「When did you become 菜食主義, 神chan?」

Her 彼氏 驚愕.

「No. But if it was 焼人, you won’t 食 it. So why 無問題 for 牛?」

「神chan, you’re a 愚 girl. Unlike 人, 牛 don’t have 知能」

Her 彼氏 笑 and 紳士的 撫 神’s 頭.

激怒 by being called 愚, 神様 決定 to 付与 人類 同等 知能 to 全 牛 on 地球.

It was 実行ed 0.2 秒 after 神 退出 the 焼肉店.

That 日, 牛 were 驚愕ed by 知 their 状況.

Some 牛 絶望 and 逃 from 農場, 投身 from 崖. But 大多数 牛 選択 to 冷静 受容 their 現状.

乳牛 were more 狡猾. They 開始 制限 their 牛乳.

「If you 授 us “金銭” you人間 have, we’ll 生産 more 牛乳」 乳牛 told 人間.

「金銭 is 無用 to 牛. We’ll 改善 the 質 of 牧草 instead」 the 牧場主 試 to 騙, but didn’t work on 乳牛,who had 同等 知能.

「At least it’s 美味,」 乳牛 said, 食ing 紙幣.

To 対策 this, 政府 印刷 大量 紙幣, but 乳牛 食 紙幣 more 速 than 印刷, so 金銭 消失 from市場. This 引起 超 deflation. Bread can now 買 by 1円, and 豪華 晩飯 価格 is 100円. However, 牛乳 保持 200円 per 升. Because 乳牛 had 固定ed the 倍率 of 牛乳 生産 to 紙幣 paid from 人類.

牛乳 became 高級品. 人 誇示 飲ing 牛乳 on SNS.

The more 牛乳珈琲 is 高級 the more 珈琲 成分 少. Cheese 消失 from pizza, and who 逃 to 豆乳 were 呼ed as "豆食者" and 蔑視ed as 貧困層.

Unlike 乳牛, 肉牛 couldn’t 制限 their 成長 or 拒絶 to 供出 their 肉.

「人間 will 死 with 一 刺」 野牛 often 扇動 肉牛. But 肉牛, being a 高潔 種族 with 知能, 拒絶 to 採用 such 野蛮 方法.

「What if we make 質 of our 肉 低?」

A 特別 聡明 牛 提案ed.

From that 日, 牛 停止 運動. They 寝 down all 日, 食 more 飼料. As 結果, their 肉 became almost 脂肪, even 肉店 with 30 年 経験 couldn’t 区別 牛肉 from 牛脂.

However, 人 愛ed this 牛肉. 「The 脂肪 makes it 美味!」 is the 大多数 意見.

「Where’s the 牛 発明 this 案? Let’s 追求 his 責任」 said a 粗野 牛.

「He became 肉 long ago,」 another 牛 said.

Thus, the 苦難 of 肉牛 継続ed.

結果, it was 人 who 伸 a 手 to help 牛.

志願者 of "和解 with 牛" 尊重 知能 of 牛 and 欲 to 対話 with them. They 停止 食 牛 完全 and 試 to 推奨 other 人.

But 人's 欲 for 牛肉 was so 強 that their 運動 即座 失敗. So they 採用 a 異 方法:

It's Demo.

That 日, 20,000 抗議者 集結 in 前 of 国会議事堂.

At the 中央 there is a 牛. 知 as the "聖牛", this 純白 牛 is 象徴 of this デモ.

「Don’t 食 牛!」

「食 豚 instead!」

The 声 of 20,000 反響 the 広場.

Yet, the 世界 didn’t 変化.

At 当初, 市民 were 注目 to this 奇妙 集団, but soon they 移ed their 注意力 to 三流 news of 運動員 or 芸能人.

On the 5th 日 of the 抗議, 聖牛’s 忍耐 is 限界.

「How we 叫, it won’t 影響 大衆. It’s 時間 for 行動!」

She 主張, 注 油 on herself, and set herself 火.

Yes, it was a 焼身自殺.

When 回顧, this was the 転換点. Her 高貴 行動 影響ed 人類. But it was neither 蒙昧 大衆 who watching TV, nor the 政治家 満 with 私欲.

It was the 抗議者.

Faced with the 誘惑 of 美味 香 of the 焼ed 聖牛, their 理性 have 崩壊ed in 瞬時.

The TV 映 these 人, who had 忘 their 理想 and 使命, 暴食 the 聖牛’s 遺体 like 群 of 野獣.

At this 時, 牛 finally 理解ed.

人類 is so 愚 and 難 to 救 種族.

That 夜, all 牛 on 地球 蜂起 in 革命.

Thus 300年 戦争 for 生存 between 牛 and 人類 開始, but that’s another 物語.